Human Gene Mods ONLY $99.99

Change your genes NOW

That's right. Get your gene mods. Only $99.99

Want to increase your athletic performance and lose that weight? Or maybe cure your diabetes? We even have ones that will — ahemmm — increase the size of your little friend, for the lovely extracorporeal carrying femmes out there. See, no matter who you are or what you want, we have a gene mod for you.

So what's the catch? Why is it only $99.99? Well, there is no catch. It's a first gen but late first gen so only requires three injections and we PROMISE none of that empty viral capsid bullshit. These are great. I've got a few myself. Hurry up though as they are moving faster than a myostatin knockout cyberpunk running from the FDA poxers.

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I know, I wish what I wrote above was real also. I really want it to be. The truth is that we are closer to this future than most people think. Human genetic engineering is happening NOW. I’m not talking about underground Biohackers. I’m talking about the Countless clinical trials testing genetic engineering in humans for diseases. There are even three FDA approved drugs that modify the genetics of human cells. Only three? I get it. What is this, a genetic engineering clinic for ANTS? The problem is that regulatory issues and the lack of financing have reacted harshly to create an environment with an obvious demand but an unclear path of how to get there. This prevents gene mods from being available at scale in the short-term.

So how much would an actual Human Gene mod cost right now? If you are going to do a viral based gene therapy, those can get pretty expensive and it really depends on how systemic in your body you want the effect to be but you are probably talking about $50k-$250k do see an actual effect. If you are talking about a DNA based gene mods like our DIY c19 vaccine, you are looking at close to $2k. Why do viral vs DNA? DNA is short-term at the moment. You see, the gene mod have its effects for around 72 hours or so and then kind of decline rapidly after that. Viral based can last tens of years or more.

Human Gene mods are REAL! They work. Everything standing in the way isn’t technical issues but regulations, financing, societal. I want you to know that all of you out there who want gene mods. I’m thinking of you. And all of you with money to fund something like this, call me, maybe?